he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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