You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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