hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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