But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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