It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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