So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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