WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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