And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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