we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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