well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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