Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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