You work out of a Hotel?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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