Small penises have feelings too.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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