I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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