in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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