did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
