did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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