Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
she smelled like a LAN party
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
as a side note pls kill me
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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