I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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