I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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