i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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