So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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