Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I bet he comes in French.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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