i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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