boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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