Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Holy shit dude........stairs
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