Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my shit smells like andre
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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