I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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