i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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