Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
