it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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