would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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