i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Pants are for mortals
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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