Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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