She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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