He asked to "fluff my boner.."
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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