I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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