I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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