his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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