I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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