I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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