I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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