we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
BRING THE BAGELS
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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