I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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