My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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