I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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