we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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