meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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