i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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