my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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