He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I pour the whiskey from now on
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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