i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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